February 2011
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January 2011
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you're not the only one who's afraid of change
Yelling, 'HEY SLUT' and watching 15 chicks turn...
iamcoolsoshutyourface:
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If you want some quality friends, you gotta wade through all the dicks first
– Cartman on ChatRoulette (via fuckyeahcartman)
he also speaks orange.
fuckyesnicole:
mandarin, honey.
Me: okay. it’s eleven guys. I would really like to hit the hay.
Gena: you’re not going to bed. You’re going to go on tumblr for the next couple of hours
Me: … true…
"...why did he take his shirt off?"
hey idiot,
When you treat girls like crap just because they don’t like you back.
You.
Look.
Pathetic.
Let’s hope you take your tampon out of your vagina and move on. Because you’ve been pulling this crap for months and everyone’s getting sick of it.
Stan: The note from Wendy says to meet her at Stark’s Pond after school.
Kyle: Whoa, maybe you can kiss her.
Cartman: Or slip a little tongue.
Kenny: Or slide a finger up her pussy.
Stan: I didn’t know she had a cat.
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Calc final?
hypotric: